Yes, you did put quite a few decorative horizontal lines into your document, sir, but I have explained to you several different methods of removal and you, instead of performing the steps that I have laid out so nicely for you, are clicking in random sections of your document and pressing the Backspace key. Yes, I see how that erases parts of the story you were writing instead of the decorative horizontal lines. That just might have something to do with your apparent inability to listen to and follow very simple instructions. My dog can't even learn "sit" and I'd bet he could remove your decorative horizontal lines.
And no, I'm not just going to do it for you after you throw your mouse at me. Most of the other librarians here would not have been able to help you at all, given their lack of word processing skills. You, sir, have just squandered your good fortune in being here while I'm on duty. You will just have to live with your decorative horizontal lines and come to terms with their presence in your document.
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can you come to the gimcrack and castigate some of our patients?
I don't think you'd even need to borrow a whip
(I wandered over here from the Woeful Librarian's. you have a very funny blog :-)
Oh, but I'm so good with a whip! >:)
And thanks, glad you enjoy reading! I don't think I'm nearly as funny as Woeful, but I try my bestest.
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