"Will you be closed tomorrow because it's snowing a lot today?"
"The roads were really bad on my way here. They haven't plowed yet. Why are you open?"
"I'm supposed to attach my resume, but I don't have one. What should I do?"
"What do you put in to send an email to heaven?"
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You don't. You fax 'em. Heaven is a bit backwards in that respect. Now, Hell, that's a different story. It's quite easy to email the devil. Don't expect a response, though.
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