Thursday, March 6, 2008

Oh Dear Dewey, No!

A patron I have previously complained about due to his stinkiness and annoying-ness has declared his love for me via email.

Let me back up. I went off to Vegas to get married a couple weeks ago. Prior to my leaving for my spectacular, superfun Elvis wedding, said patron came into the library nearly every day. I have not seen him since I've been back, just over a week now. I did find it odd, but awfully pleasant and stench-free. And then today I get this email, this totally disturbing and unwelcome confession, in which I am apparently Batgirl and he's Robin. He attached a comic of them kissing, and titled his email "Comic Book Heroine."

I'm so disturbed.

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