Friday, October 5, 2007

Poor Liar

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, but the only food or drink we allow in the library is bottled water. I can keep your coffee behind the desk until you're ready to leave if you would like.

Poor Liar: There's nothing in this cup.

Me: I can see the line of liquid through the side of the cup.

Poor Liar: Oh, I'll just drink it quickly then.

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