Last week's monkey spanker came back today after a week's suspension from the library for his previous excursion into the realm of pleasing oneself publicly. Once again, he was caught beating it. Same computer station and everything. Lab full of people. Probably the same hentai anime video too. This time we called the police and they hauled him over to the police station to have a nice little chat and to make that call all parents dread: "I have some bad news. Little Johnny can't keep his hands out of his pants, and he's got a thing for drawings of chicks with big boobs."
I guess last week's lecture from a librarian didn't scare him (gosh, why not?). We need to work on the whole being scary thing, because we're just not getting through to the horny teen demographic.
It was suggested that he would be too ashamed to come back, but they always come back. Always.
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